There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

fixed it for you.

The over-prescription of opioids

Land Cruiser diesel with an enormous turbo.

First time in my life that I hear the phrase “Better than Super Metroid”.

Shirtless goober? Try Gaza stripper.

I don’t know man. Doom has always just been about blowing zombies and demons away in the nastiest way possible. Not XP and leveling up stats.

Just give the person who didn’t rage quit a free win.

Of course if you need an audio system beyond your bike’s exhaust, it’s time to shop for a new motorcycle and not a $200 set of headphones.

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

Shhhhh, Sean. This is just Darwinism in action.

So, Chris Evans then?

Don’t: Use “Trim” in this context, ever again.

“recouped his original investment in a year”

Blargh.

Ha ha ha ha ha

lol...silly console FPS players...