The guitar, hands down.

“So why, they ask, did you fuck with your car?”

This article is exactly why I gave up on WoW after Cataclysm... I don’t blame them for doing what they’re doing (catering to everyone), but it’s meant a decrement in quality for the minorities I was a part of.

Oh good, another meaningless fluffpiece devoid of content.

Can they make one that doesn’t end up in the hands of backwards baseball cap wearing bros?

I’m always the first to say that the most fun I’ve ever had in cars are the light weight low horse power ones (i.e. my ‘85 RX7).

I got two paragraphs in and my eyes glazed over..

Step 1) Don’t tell anyone about it unless they ask

“Others will ridicule you, turn their backs on you and criticize you. It’s just the way it is.”

I’d rather lobby for the addition of those revolving maildrop doors to be installed in the back of the plane.

I did it with a hair dryer on low held at a distance to heat the glue.

You have two options:

Talk about not understanding your target market...

“mythologically forceful visual album”

STAHP

I threw up in my mouth a little.

Shush. You have no idea what you’re talking about.

My 2006 Lotus Elise, purchased because it was an exotic car for a fourth of the cost, sold months later because it was an exotic car with a tenth of the comfort.

What is it with reading comprehension today?