And like I keep complaining about, LaneSplitter is nothing but posts about shithead motorcyclists. Nothing about motorsports this weekend. Nothing about cool places to go ride that someone found. Nothing about this cool motorcycle how-to video on YouTube.

And Darwin pirouettes in his grave as we continue to fight to keep nature from eliminating the stupidest and weakest of our species from the gene pool..

Of all the people in the world that might develop prescience, Foreigner was not my list of suspects.

You need to go play outside more.

Most beautiful cars ever built? In no particular order, here are just a few of the ones that immediately come to mind. Remember: beautiful, not handsome or beefy or powerful or imposing. Beautiful.

Ah ha ha ha Those were all spot-on and I’m none of them, thank fuck.

Reminds me of playing Tribes Football in the original Starsiege Tribes with corpses.

All my favorite YouTube videos end with “Everybody Died”

Seen fleeing the scene:

Can we see something OTHER than this kind of shit on LaneSplitter?

Doesn’t matter what the speed limit is. People are going to drive like dangerous assholes.

X Is Way More Of A Driver’s Car Than Y

Also notable:

“my wife’s bowling ball was still in there and was rolling around”

As a native Texan, everyone over 30 remembers this and still waxes nostalgic about the day Nolan Ryan proved he wasn’t even remotely too old for this shit. If anything, get off his fucking lawn.

The Shift Knobs.

Punch Ignition

That’s way too much. Hell, even if were an ‘85 with the more desirable solid front axle, that’s like $5k too much.

Ah ah ah ah Motherfucking Rocket Jump is so awesome<3 <3 <3

THATS the Star Wars I want. I really did just shed one giant tear of joy.