I am amazed at how many people can not understand the point of this book is to be funny and only quasi informative.

.... Rihanna needs to be storm.

It sounds like you don’t go to the movies with poor people. No one wants to bring their too young child to the theater, and those that can afford to just get a baby sitter or have a nanny. Poor people bring their kids to the theater.

Every single piece of that sentence is amazing.

Every article I read on Kotaku about Destiny reads to me the same. Here is a complaint about how MMO’s work, but I only ever played shooters before so it seems like a new problem. “It is such a grind!” “There isn’t enough end game content!” “Everyone is using the same gear!” “Pvp is ignored!” Like literally everything…

I like my women like I like my soda; cold, dark, and toxic.

Absolutely nothing.

Wait... So this guy has been making secret amounts of money off of a billion dollar industry which was receiving unknown (but almost certainly huge) amounts of bribes on top of that... So he already won, right?

Head-Cannon confirmed.

Atlanteans are descendants of humans from a long time ago. As long as that time was after the time period where the Kree showed up to create the Inhumans, then there would be the Inhuman genetic potential within Atlanteans as well.

It has been a pleasure! I wish you luck in your new endeavors.

“Velveteen Sandiness” is the name of my Violent Femmes cover band.

Did a reading of Paradise Lost in college that took like 12 hours total. It was totally worth it. Amazing experience.

Lol, yes! They like subtly put it out there and then looked across the interwebs for all the TV viewers to erupt into “I don’t understand! It is so confusing and comics are dumb!” but all they heard was thunderous applause. Then bam! We get an episode where Barry runs straight the fuck into the Speedforce! I love this…

I have totally walked through a mall on a leash before. I wasn’t on all fours of course. That is just weird, lol.

Yay! I made myself wanna go watch Princess Mononoke for the 112th time!

If I was Loki and i knew Thanos was after it, I would certainly send it away. Because I know Thanos wants it and I know Thanos could kill me. Maybe I could defeat him with the stone? Wait, I couldn’t beat the Avengers with a stone so why in the hell would I think for a second I could defeat the Mad Titan Thanos with…

Is it just me or did they seem to be trying to say the word Speedforce as often as possible that episode? It was great. I became more and more excited each time.

Holy crap there is a million things in my eyes and that was amazing. Thank you.

That is very neat, I just typed nothing for like 5 mins...