Never finished it. I was convinced it was impossible. In fact it is impossible.

If CCP shuts this down after slashing their own Vampire the Masquerade video game, I am going to be sooooo pissed.

You had me at 93. Silithus.

No one suggests airlines, hotels or restaurants close for the day

It is good to hear you are doing well. I, however, could use all the help I can get.

The world of video games needs at least 1000% more women in power armor.

I almost did... it was scary.

For the Horde!

Omg! The girl in the gif is basically my Commander Shepard.

Hail Hydra...

Didn't it come out at one point that a couple of the boys were the sons of rich and powerful people? I believe that was the point I knew nothing would be done.

My southern drawl can confuse the hell out of Google Now every once in a while, but I was really surprised at how well it can follow my dialect.

Thomas Friedman?

O I totally have one of these. At my first job as a busboy, the dishwasher was downstairs and I had to lug the tubs down every time they got full. So on a busy Saturday lunch, with the entire place packed, a group of 5 kids and 1 mother sat at a 5 top. I didn't think much of it at first, but slowly as I passed the…

I was just about to point out the classist bullshit here, but you beat me to it.

Well, I never really had instruction, so that is quite possible. But then again my wording was more about parallelism and humor than accurately recreating my experience.

There is nothing I find more disconcerting than the feeling of a powerful jet of water on my taint.

That is one of the most level, rational, and completely fucking badass take down letters I have ever read. 5 stars

This is a very well-written and enthralling piece. Thank you for it. It is sad that my main take away is the incredible desire for those pink pastries though?