For the Horde!

Omg! The girl in the gif is basically my Commander Shepard.

Hail Hydra...

Didn't it come out at one point that a couple of the boys were the sons of rich and powerful people? I believe that was the point I knew nothing would be done.

My southern drawl can confuse the hell out of Google Now every once in a while, but I was really surprised at how well it can follow my dialect.

Thomas Friedman?

O I totally have one of these. At my first job as a busboy, the dishwasher was downstairs and I had to lug the tubs down every time they got full. So on a busy Saturday lunch, with the entire place packed, a group of 5 kids and 1 mother sat at a 5 top. I didn't think much of it at first, but slowly as I passed the…

I was just about to point out the classist bullshit here, but you beat me to it.

Well, I never really had instruction, so that is quite possible. But then again my wording was more about parallelism and humor than accurately recreating my experience.

There is nothing I find more disconcerting than the feeling of a powerful jet of water on my taint.

That is one of the most level, rational, and completely fucking badass take down letters I have ever read. 5 stars

This is a very well-written and enthralling piece. Thank you for it. It is sad that my main take away is the incredible desire for those pink pastries though?

All it requires is time and the ability to lie.

Penny-arcade has a yearly dickerdoodle competition which also features vagina-snaps, if you truly want a picture of vagina cookies. :)

Taking bets now that the female part they oft mentioned for season 2 turns out to be shoe-horned in like no ones business.

Breaking news! Air is the next big breathable!

I came to the comments expecting to hear hunters crying, I was not disappointed. I am kind of surprise I didn't hear someone say that Gorehowl is a hunter weapon tho.

If I went down on a woman and it tasted like anything other than vagina, I would be sorely disappointed.

BBQ, and not any of that beef crap either.

Anyone who believes any dialect of English is superior to any other is wrong and betrays their lack of knowledge about how languages work.