Warner Bros. are so committed to this "no jokes" thing, they actually have Yakko, Wakko and Dot locked up in the water tower, guarded by this Batmobile.

Guarantee when Mark Hamill goes, the headline will mention "Luke Skywalker." (Even though he's my favorite Joker) So is he out for you too? If someone is tied to a particular role, their death should go unreported and we're all to assume they're still alive because we never heard otherwise?

The common misconception about Batman not using guns is that it's part of a moral code, when actually it's just that he has arthritis.

C+ is way too harsh (even thought it does have a "plus" in it). I am a sucker for anthropomorphic animals doing animal things, such as the pigeon valets flying off after they were frightened by BoJack yelling, and the Maggot mortician slumping down and crawling away. And the payoff to all the animal side characters…

Mickey's ears are flat circles.

The main take away is that while the other characters may or may not have cartoon dicks, Goofy absolutely does and he absolutely uses it. "Ya-ha-ha-ha-hooey!"

I scrolled all the way down to the bottom of the page, where it says "Links and Such" and I saw "Feature Jump" I didn't know what that was, so I clicked on it. It's a site map, where you can jump to different features.

I would like to take a moment to talk about something that bugged me for years: Who are Huey, Dewey and Louie's parents? They always seem to be with their uncle Donald, or uncle Scrooge, who is actually Donald's uncle and their great-uncle. But if
Donald is their uncle, then he must have a brother or sister, right?…

I agree with both of these, and will add in Scrooged.` I must watch all three every Christmas, along with that Garfield special where Odie makes Garfield a back scratcher, and the Claymation special with the California Raisins and the sort of terrifying "Joy to the World" segment.

Come along, you belong, feel the fizz of coo-coo cola!

It's definitely a squirrel. I'm so glad someone else noticed that. I felt like Mugato.

Scrabble did pretty well, didn't it? I remember watching it whenever I got to stay home from school. Not the first-run NBC episodes, but the reruns on USA.

If I ever got a cd that claimed to be something else but turned out to be nothing but One Direction, I would seek vengance. Seven times.

Your sperm's in the gutter, your loves's in the sink.

But is Jethro Tull his favorite band, or is Aqualung his favorite album? There's a difference.

That reminds me of the time I had sex in an airplane bathroom with Eartha Kitt.

Wait, why is Aqualung "…interesting taste!"

And then 21 Jump Street 2 Alpha

"Whitney Houston was found without clothes in a bathtub. Every corpse found without clothes has a partner that did away with them."
— Jane Skrovota, hat enthusiast

I don't doubt it was good, but there's no convincing my eight-year-old self of that.