Cotton mouth + pursed lips did it for me (my other theory: like 500 mg of adderall? Technically legal but basically the same)
I am torn between my decent human side feeling bad for their kids for the absolute tabloid shitshow of a trainwreck that’s about to happen, and my petty side clapping in glee for it.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. This is the exact kind of celebrity gossip that I need to balance out the horror that is this election year.
lol the textbook scam. And by that, I mean the scam where publishers print “new” editions every year, forcing students to buy brand new books instead of buying used.
Yea, if you can’t out-wit Ryan Lochte (the man who couldn’t remember what the parts of a shoe were called) you do not deserve to be on the news.
Matt Lauer has sucked for so long and we just . . . accept it.
Matt Lauer has always been terrible. He couldn’t even hold Ryan Lochte’s feet to the fire, and he was expected to handle Trump’s word salad? This show was always going to be a disaster.
Whatever the legal standing, it’s morally reprehensible. As was outting a gay man, no matter how big of a jerk he is.
At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?
Hang on, I need to lay down before my rage stroke incapacitates me.
God. She’s so young.
Oh man I love SVU
I will never be over the fact that SVU did an episode based loosely on Anthony Weiner, in which the offending politician used “Enrique Trouble” for his “Carlos Danger” alter-ego.
I’m not a Hillary supporter but hell yeah I’m voting for her just to keep Trump out of office.