I wonder when this will put a dent in the luxury housing building boom. Maybe the feds can empty out some of these overseas tax shelters and free up some big city real estate for actual residents who actually need it. Dare to dream, thatguy. Dare to dream.

What worse fate can there be for such a unique automaker than to have its badge slapped on a Saturn Vue? Maybe getting whored around the world and then dying in a Chinese sweatshop. The name should have been historically retired - like A&P or Sam Goody - and allowed to die with dignity.

People from Chicago and anywhere north of Philadelphia are understandably ruined for what passes as pizza in the rest of the country. But for us unlucky souls, Sbarro has the nostalgia factor going for it. Nothing will remind me of field trips to Washington, D.C. more than the homeless people having sex in the Union…

If it weren’t for green screens and streaming platforms this would have never been made. Catherine Keener had a weekend free and needed a new pool. It wasn’t even bad enough to be interesting. It’s the Toyota Camry of movies: reliability that leaves absolutely no impression.

Amazon has a 24 pack of Fancy Feast for $18.24 right now. I haven’t had any problem finding cat food at the corner store. Apparently this shortage has been happening for a while, but this is the first I’m hearing about it. I’ve noticed with other shortages - chicken wings, toilet paper - it just hits the big box…

“All the people who are revolted at the McRib I guess are also revolted by Chinese dumplings, Italian meatballs, and Bratwurst.”

“...boneless pork patty...”

Maybe Smith is an overrated hack who’s only capable of working with Gen X stoners exactly like himself. Bruce Willis is a great actor when he has a great director. Terry Gilliam, M. Night Shyamalan, and Luc Besson proved that, three legends this turd doesn’t deserve to share a room with.

“But it is chilling to think that farmers across North America are working to cultivate animals originally evolved to survive in a tropical savanna climate.”

“I’m so already dramatically bored of hearing people’s opinions about it...”

“...inconsistent southern accent...”

I really like this idea.

Ezra Miller is a walking, talking red flag. Mental health certainly shouldn’t be undersold, but considering how erratically he’s been behaving lately I wouldn’t take “I will bury you and your slut wife” as an idle threat. Someone’s going to end up hurt or killed before Miller’s locked up. I’m curious whether he’s…

I’m not sure why they bothered with a “famed” butcher if they’re going to slop it up with Cheez Whiz. Besides, apparently Pat Lafrieda (I’ll take your word on his famousness, I’ve never heard of him until now) supplies the meat for Shack Shack, which is a pretty disgusting bedfellow. I’ve eaten Amtrak pizza so I don’t…

I honestly wasn’t trying to offend anyone, and I completely agree with you. And no, I don’t get misgendered, not now after two decades of forcing myself to be more “manly” amid unhealthy societal expectations from both my own gay community and society at large. But I know where you’re coming from. As a scrawny,…

I have a similar experience on the phone because my last name is impossible to pronounce, so I usually get “sir” instead of “Mr. SomethingGreekOpolopolos.” It’s nice when they try to pronounce it but I usually begin correcting them two syllables in to save them the grief, followed by the inevitable, “wow, I wouldn’t…

Anyone offended by “sir” or “ma’am” isn’t going to let “howdy, partners” slide without a lecture about the triggering language of the Wild West. Adding pronoun preferences to the reservation is an added layer of complication to a position that already requires a lot of memorization. It’s also a turnoff to a lot of…

In my apocalyptic scenario, it’s a solar flare that wipes out all electronics on earth. It’s actually more of a dream than a nightmare. But I’d add a carton of cigarettes. I mean, it’s the end of the world, right? I’m gonna find a burnt out pub, pour a whiskey, and light up a Marlboro at the bar. Hopefully dressed…

Some shops, especially smaller chains, need to mitigate their process a bit better. Whenever I go to Primo Hoagies I find myself waiting in line behind twenty online customers who aren’t there. Then there are the chains that are app- or online-only, and the ones so busy during the lunch rush they might as well be. The…

I don’t know what alternate universe we’re all living in where Ezra Miller’s best moment isn’t a three episode arc on a CW or SyFy series.