Enterprise costs a bit more and is worth every penny. I’ve never had anything but issues with Hertz, and that was before they auctioned off their fleet in a pathetic attempt to satisfy their shareholders’ quarterly greed. Ironically, there’s a glowing ad for Hertz displayed next to this article right now.

Tip: don’t wear light colored pants if you’re gonna piss them. 

You’d be hard pressed to find a $60K car made today that would give you less potential problems than a Reagan-era Mercedes, and changing the headlights won’t set you back a mortgage payment. The days I’d pay more for crank windows and less gadgets just to avoid inevitably sticking some electrical tape over a check…

I was thinking the same thing. The edges of the city streets around Philadelphia look like pizza crust, the asphalt pushed into the curb by years and years of cars moving in and out of parking spaces. There’s also rutting from the big trucks.

I tried the West Coast holy grail of burger chains when I lived in Oregon and almost anything would be an improvement. The only way this food truck could be a poor substitute for In-N-Out is if it’s a camouflaged Shake Shack. Not even Chipotle gives me those kind of meat sweats.

This may just be my favorite movie of all time. I certainly quote it more than anything else (“This ain’t a bridge. It’s termites holding hands.”) One friend of mine even has a taxidermied squirrel he found in a thrift store he named Andy.

I thought the Lambos were a little too on the nose for Batman, then again the Nolan movies lacked the comic book camp that made the Burton ones so fun. A dramatic, retro concept car is definitely more on brand for Michael Keaton (who I am thrilled to see back!)

If we’re talking about looks, I think the Golden Age of automotive design ended in the early ‘70s with a few notable exceptions: DeLorean and the whole wedge look comes to mind. But few things built in the last five decades compare to the 1959 Eldorado or its rivals.

Imagine what that would feel like if it blew off in a collision without deploying the bag.

It’s very clear that some movie critics are just writers and directors who aren’t talented enough to work as writers or directors. It shouldn’t be relevant if a movie is “inspired by,” “suggested by,” or “based on a true story,” at least not from a critical sense. If I, Robot were named anything else without its nod…

Reminds me of the time someone slapped a picture of a hiker on a Snickers wrapper and called it a Clif Bar.

After all the smooth moves the rental industry has made over the last year, gee I wonder what’s happening here. I doubt we’ll ever see a leaked memo asking branches to assign erroneous fees, but I don’t doubt corporate reminded branches that renters who waive the right to be there at the return inspection are subject…

Watching it round the corner in the gif above, I’m wondering what would happen if it sideswiped that truck. Is it programmed to leave a note? Does it shutdown and call the police and insurance company immediately? Or does FedEx just keep going and leave the burden of proof on owner of the parked car that will…

“...Snuggy UK, which makes wearable blankets, also have vital orders stuck in limbo.”

This story sounds...fishy.

“Why is this a good idea, again? Because stalks are bad?”

These are the same ass holes who say, “if he didn’t have that fancy cell phone he could afford a month of rent,” as if you don’t need a phone to find a job or apartment, and as if apartments are renting by the month to homeless people. I’ve gone around in circles with certain slack jawed yokels in a hometown I’d…

Setting it to a Bonnie Tyler anthem is a nice nod to all the closeted gay boys who grew up with sticky He-Man posters hidden under our mattresses.

“...the Batmobile-esque Aptera, which has been evolving for over half a century...”

I think what he meant less literally was that any human action can be performed more accurately by a computer. In the turn-signal example, human error is clicking the turn-signal stalk a fraction of a second too soon or too late.