holy shit im weak

I grew up a Psychic type apologist, and I want nothing more than for Pokemon to subvert expectations and make the evolutions look light fighter types that have given up the game, and now only use the “meditation” aspect of martial arts instead. FIRE/PSYCHIC!!

Cant become President if you don’t shit on those who support you along the way

Thats a Yellow card.

Can’t violate rules that haven’t been written yet.

When I was 11 I was challenged to a foot race by my friend in his back yard, with the winner being the first to reach the back patio entrance to the house which had two large sliding glass doors.

So in one off-season, the Raptors fire the NBA Coach of the Year, who led them to their best record in franchise history and the first time they have ever been a 1 seed, trade for a guy who doesn’t give a fuck about playing there, and in order to do so ship off an all-star player who was assured he would not be…

Michelle Obama flipping double birds at Trump Tower from 5 yards outside the front door, in the same pose and dress as her First Lady Portrait

im 30 years of age and im practically shaking with excitement

Standing fucking ovation

Pruitt should read this from a fellow Floridian who lives in Tampa:

My junior year of high school I joined the techie crew of the Musical Theater department. It was about girls, of course. The Idea being that the girls with speaking roles in the shows were usually very hot, and the techies always supplied the booze for any parties involving said girls. It was kind of awesome.

The answer is a resounding “Hell yeah they are!” Please go play this game immediately. One of the best gaming experiences I’ve had in the last decade.

This may sound dumb but my family (Dominican) has used them my whole life as an incredibly effective Cockroach deterrent. Break a couple dried leaves up and sprinkle the bits in the corners around the house. Cabinets, under sinks, behind bed frames, closets, window sills, laundry rooms, etc. I have lived in South…

Hey y’all, I wrote the second letter and gotta say that despite the ultimate suggestion being somewhat foreseeable, it did help to get some validation that my suspicions of the reasons behind my own fuckboy-ery are not unfounded.

Idk if its just me, but the realization that the Village People came, in some major form, from Pachelbel’s music has shattered my mind with indescribable awesomeness.

A counter campaign was launched in light of this for, you know, an actual good cause during the holidays. The small group that put that “ad” (really, a mspaint shit show) are in the minority.

FEEEVAAAAAAAAH!

LOS CACHORROS DE CHICAGO

Eddie Lacy just got put on IR too. They’re saying it’s a cankle injury