To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

I dunno, after today the White Sox will no longer have the No. 1 prospect in the minor leagues. Looks to me like they’re trending in the wrong direction.

In a way, John Daly is all of our stepdads.

I was gonna ask who the hell would buy/wear this but then I remembered people read Barstool and I had my answer.

Give that poor guy a break. Working as a Female Body Inspector can be pretty stressful.

And if you want a golf hat that says “Titties” on it 

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Dont feel so bad, Karen. It’s only $790,000 USD

This video makes me want to root for the asteroid in Armageddon.

They have hired two people to help with this.

As soon as I saw “hectares” all I could think was “She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.”

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

Me and my teammates did the same thing after we won a game in Little League, but it was the coach’s beer, and we stole it from him several days after the season ended, and when he found us, he cheerfully suggested we didn’t have to steal it! We could always just ask him!

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

According to Berhe, Wright paid the $632.08 fare and a $300 tip. Maybe just rent a car next time?

Right!

If there’s no crying in baseball, there’s no goddamn snitching in basketball

I dunno. Windhorst looks like he knows his way around a case or two of the munchies.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

Other marketing problems for the Klan, according to CNN