This seems like an appropriate response to your comment.

This only supports the claim that, “he also seems to have worked as a plumber a long time ago...” 

I was waiting for the fist pump...

He might be on to something because I watch porn every day and I beat my dick every day.

Sadly this seems like a game the Germans would dominate and the French would find a way to ruin for the rest of us.

This is what the Colts one looks like...

Cloistered I choose you!

Eli Manning is the greatest derp of all time and the only reason I watch Giants games. Just in case he tries to overthrow ODB and he does some crazy diving one handed catch. Only for the Cameras to pan to the sideline just in time for one of these moments.

I see what you did there

Gerónimo Gil. Nothing is quite as good as back up catcher for the early 2000's Orioles.

What else would you expect from America’s Hat?

To say, “a white-nationalist rally in the town left three people dead.” Is misleading considering 2 cops died in a helicopter crash. Unless the racists now have bazookas...

Usually the NFL drops news like this on a Friday before a holiday weekend.

I’m always looking for an excuse to post this...

Here is a list of the worst NBA games organized chronologically.

Elon Musk must be able to suck his own dick.

Not to be that guy or anything... But, Affirmative Action is a racist policy. Giving someone special treatment based on their skin color is inherently racist. Most colleges have a quota of minority students that they must meet turning away more qualified individuals. College acceptance should always be merit based.…