Elon Musk must be able to suck his own dick.

Not to be that guy or anything... But, Affirmative Action is a racist policy. Giving someone special treatment based on their skin color is inherently racist. Most colleges have a quota of minority students that they must meet turning away more qualified individuals. College acceptance should always be merit based.…

Can we please address the Goodel signs so it looks like Hoodel

Big deal JJ Hardy did it twice in one game and both of his dongs were the shortest and second shortest that season

How dare he “show up” an umpire with a double chin...

Great story

HOW DO YOU GET PICKED OFF BY LESTER???

Can we go back to writing an article for every Cardinals loss? I loved all the horrible things their shitty fans wrote in he comments.

I clicked on this article thinking how bad could this shithead be.

Acushnet more like Auschwitz #MakeGolfGreatAgain

My offer is $30, a stapler (with no staples), a full bottle of generic mouthwash and I’ll throw in a quarter cup a semen to sweeten the deal

must be tough times for billionaires these days

not a white sox fan but this is how your comment made me feel

This show is actually entertaining and I hate everything he’s been in since King of Queens.

Never trust anyone who looks like they spend all there time damming rivers.

I starred this then unstarred it just so i could star it again.

Let me introduce you to my friend Chris Bosh...

Coming from a golf pro this is ridiculous, rude and unprofessional. Coming from my inner 5 year old this is amazing and I’ve always wanted to do it. I guess all I need to do is own my own golf course and be an asshat.

beat me to it