The Equestrian team has a strict "no bareback" rule as well.

"Ok, let's work on your execu-speak. I'm worried about blank".

I've got one of these on my key chain. My Dad (who works in the health and safety industry) bought one for everyone for Christmas one year.

There must just not be any crime in Minnesota. Or everyone's so nice that they all just admit their crimes and there's no need for a jury.

What are "leftover french fries"?

Conversely, adding WTF, LOL, or OMG to your subject lines tends to hurt the job hunting results.

6-10 words? I was wondering why my emails entitled "Go **** Yourself" were being ignored.

I try to do this. If I don't know something, I'll either not say something (if its a comment/question made/asked to a group of people I'm in) or say I don't know. Why? Because if I'm answering or responding, it means I'm sure of my answer. I don't always answer, but when I do, you bet your ass I'm sure of it

Hand me a pile of Legos and you might as well block out the next 3 to 4 hours. Throw in some Tinker Toys or an Erector Set and just hold my calls for the day.

I've been taking the last part of your advice to heart for years and it has served me well.

I'll guess we'll have to

I'm not sure I understand what it means in this context, but my best read is that he said "Nuuhhhhhh… peppermint roll!"

Actually, that sound you heard wasn't a starter's pistol. Just someone shooting a stray dog.

Bob and Jillian's chickens come home to roost.

The other thing is that Rachel could not have won without going below the "healthy" BMI range, the way the show is structured. When you're competing against people that come in over 400 lbs and the winner is determined by percentage of starting weight lost, a person that started at her weight will have to go…

Yup, and this happened before too, with Tara and Helen, the final two in season 7. Tara kicked ass in all the challenges and was an amazing athlete and really should have won against Helen, who was, no doubt, a strong competitor but nowhere near as fit/strong as Tara. But Helen's BMI was lower at the final weigh-in,…

She looked unhealthily skinny, but to make myself feel better I decided that she's really competitive (former athlete) and she may have intentionally gone super overboard to win the money, planning to get back to a healthy weight after the show. But I fully recognize that I am just articulating a hope; I have nothing…

Four days of strawberries is fine. But four days of zucchini. That's child abuse.

Daaaaammmmmnnnn those ladies are fiiiiiiiiiined!

I got burned by this yesterday. I bought a gigantic bag of Skittles because to not bring Skittles is to be denied entry into a Seahawks viewing party.