no

the fuck is “never have I hever?

I somehow missed Discovery being retrofit?

that one made me laugh

“Make up a new weird symbiotic alien race. As is, I kept trying to remember if anything we saw here contradicted information from earlier series”

who?

yay capitalism!

Honestly, who gives a shit. One is saving bees, the other is bitching about style.

::yawn::

of all the things that I could not possibly care about during quarantine, it’s the Bakkers etc.

oh. gee. only two movies are a gamble. I hope Marvel finds a way to make a profit.

Considering the Eternals are even less known by the general public than Guardians were at the start, I’d say it’s a big gamble. Why else would they spring for an all-star cast?

I mean, I like this because it’s stupid, and I’ve been banned from Twitter since 4/1 but egads....I feel dumber for having read about it.

eat shit and die

There is literally no reason to report this....or report on the report of this...

anyway, die mad

I will not begrudge you for getting the check. We all gotta do what we gotta do.

tbh, between I’m not sure if i’m less interested in this or Army of the Dead. Call it a tie.

the screenshots are from insta...

anyway, fuck you