I had no idea this thing was supposed to be a truck

I put him as good, but not great. I did love the latter two films you mentioned.

What’s wrong with 3-in-1 soap....?

Yeah, paying for music and sucking up your battery is a true life hack

Holey moley I was not expecting this.  Definitely worth torrenting now.

What does this have to do with anything?

You had be a “fucking ladybug”, but lost be with the actual content of this.

“ We thought the whole point was to get ride of stuff, not to acquire more stuff?”

couple days ago someone replaced it with Boomhauer, and it was perfect.

y’all care far too much about celebrity uteruses

can someone explain to me Trixie Mattel’s eye makeup?  I don’t know where to look.

fucking white people

I, too, will not be directing a Marvel film.

Nah.

So, anyway, eat shit and die

Boomers are boring, tho

“ the academy’s handbook says students’ hair color must be natural tones to get their picture taken”

right? D’arcy Carden = BAZINGA!

reading this, I heard the jingle of Mr. Cigar’s collar. It was good right now.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer fella