Sunlight is a known carcinogen. Getting around by car is probably one of the most dangerous things we do on a daily basis. Humans are bad at putting risks in perspective. :/

I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,…

I’m so tempted to make up a story about a popular 90’s alt rock front man just so I can use the phrase

all my greatest accomplishments occurred when i was a teen

In just a few short years, I’m going to love my teen the most I have ever loved him and he will hate me and that will just make me love him more and I will have my heart broken in the most beautiful way like when I was a teen myself.

Amber Tamblyn is a liar, liar, traveling pants on fire. FTFY.

I agree with you. I didn’t want to comfort her and tried not to, but since the trainer didn’t give us the option of putting more distance between the dogs (which she definitely should have, in my opinion) I felt like I had to let her know that I was there paying attention to what was going on. I’d never seen her cower…

Only 5 days? Teach me your cleaning secrets!

I so want to believe this, but find it much easier to comprehend Russell Crowe being arrogant enough to think that Michael Jackson was prank calling him when actually it was just someone impersonating Michael Jackson.

Seems like a lie. If not, Russell Crowe should hire me so I can explain to him that if you're staying in a hotel under one fake name, and Michael Jackson learns it and uses it to contact you repeatedly in a way that you do not appreciate, you can as easily stay in the next hotel under an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FAKE NAME.…

There are lots and lots and LOTS of "shitty" male gamers on Twitch and the like that I would consider marginally attractive attention whores moreso than game streamers. Why is no one ever bothered by them? Because of their penises.

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

I'm sorry, but what were you expecting? Everyone to just be like "Sure, I also shake my children LOL"? People are horrified because it's dangerous and harmful behaviour - they're not picking on you to be mean, they're genuinely shocked. Just saying "but those are my weak moments, it's not as bad as you think!" is just…

You're seriously an abuser, and you need to seek help.

What you're doing is not only wrong, but you're also teaching your children that it is absolutely acceptable to resort to violence when you don't get your way.

Congrats.

"I have a smart, mouthy four-year-old boy, and I do hit him when he does things like push,…

Hitting your child does not teach him empathy, it teaches him that violence is acceptable if you're larger or in a position of power over the other person. It's ok to be frustrated out of your mind, but as a parent you have the obligation to choose your behaviors and not let anger direct you (you're the one in…

I never comment here, so I know I won't get out of the grays, but fuck it.

As someone else with a chronic condition, I know your frustration. Note also that some of these people claiming cures through diet have been diagnosed with something, but never mention that their particular illness/condition is prone to spontaneous remissions or is cyclical (flares and wanes, which a lot of autoimmune…

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

She doesn't prosecute war criminals, though. She DEFENDS them.

You buried the lede Jia! So I put slices of raw eggplant with jarred tomato sauce and mozzarella!