when the donald has gone, there will be nothing

As I have asked previously, why do you post this at 8pm Friday night instead of , say, 4pm when I could get the ingredients? I'm already drunk on the couch at 8pm. I'm 45, I'm not putting on a shirt and going to the supermarket.

as a child, I purposely dropped some garbage on the floor in the school hallway right in front of a teacher. When he asked me why I’d done that, I answered that the school had janitors, and it was their job to clean up.

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.

Science editor-in-chief Marcia McNutt responded to the letter, noting that the two publications have had “a couple of missteps, which we regret.”

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

People who sing in public are the worst. No one wants to hear your out of tune ass serenade people trapped with you on a train or in a restaurant or a store. Unless it’s “Happy Birthday To You” and you are bringing me a desert with a candle in it, shut the fuck up and restrict your tone deaf warbling to the confines…

No problem! Pregnancy- the gift that just keeps going. My oldest is 19 & youngest is 10 & I still get wretched sciatica. The little punks are still worth it though.

Everyone should play the Twin Peaks soundtrack while reading this.

The cost of the mini-depression induced by looking at first class ticket prices is not worth the aggravation of actually looking at them. In other words: I’ve never seen a ticket price cheaper for first class on any of the flights I’ve actually taken. I would be floored if that ever happened to me. Some of us just…

Well it's not like molesting 5 girls is as bad as swimming while black. Do try to keep a proper perspective on things please.

Haha good point! A friend just had her bank account wrongly seized by the IRs because she lived here 10 years ago. And she’s not even a resident or a citizen or employed by an American company. Being a dual citizen is even worse

Will these children really have to pay U.S. income taxes? I’ve always wondered what happens to the children of U.S. citizens abroad, who just happen to have dual citizenship due to parentage.

For all our sakes, please let nothing keep you from achieving this dream. And then post pics.

If I were shopping for a stroller, I’d make sure to get the largest, most obnoxious one I can and then sign up for a ton of 5K races and then plow through the slower runners.

(Yes, I ran a 5K yesterday. And yes, a battle-stroller rammed into the back of my foot, causing me to run out of my shoe, stumble, and twist my…

What is cafe racer? How is babby formed?

Dads get applauded for just being dads and doing everyday dad things. Moms get told they are doing it wrong no matter what.

But maybe they are? I weigh 150 and I’m between a 4 and a 6 in most US brands. Vanity sizing, yo.

If it helps at all, it’s pouring and freezing on the first day of June here in Stockholm ;-)

Why did I have to fall in love with a super hot Swedish man and move to Sweden...but everyone forgets when they talk about how wonderful it is here that it is fucking cold...really fucking cold