This was great Kevin, thanks for doing it.

Hold on a second......you’re gonna tell me that the football coach at Louisiana Lafayette makes 850 grand a year ? I think Lane Kiffin would probably do it for 300 grand and an open invitation to sorority parties on campus. 

Warren/Abrams please. I could even ride for Harris/Abrams. But Miss Stacy please, don’t be Biden’s new black friend.

The problem is what he actually tweeted:

“So basically Bernie fans only like Bernie and only Bernie fans like Bernie.”

This is factually inaccurate.   

So I guess now we’re just going to pretend the assault rifle ban from ‘92 to ‘04 didn’t exist.

Here's mine: Do your job, Turtle!

I made a sticker for Ryan:

With all due respect to the Hot Pocket guy I submit THE ULTIMATE microwave vs. Oven convenience food... PIZZA ROLLS!!!

I use Clear out of Denver. It isn’t always worth it, but when it’s worth it, it’s really worth it. Denver TSA Pre can be horrible. There are never more than 2 lanes open, even Monday morning at 7am. With Clear, you walk right up to the machine, give it your fingerprints, and they escort you straight to the x-ray line…

Clear is a lifesaver in DEN, ATL, LAX & DCA, where precheck lines can be awfully long, but strangely often has a huge line compared to precheck at IAD. Could never figure out why.

I travel every week out of ATL.  The precheck line on a Monday is regularly 30-45 minutes.  Clear with precheck cuts that to less than 15 minutes.  If you are catching a 7am flight, the time matters.

especially the catchers, who suddenly have to improve on an athletic skillset that will only really be needed in this specific league.

I’m not seeing how your “one mom and six lesbians” comment is relevant or helpful? 

Don’t cite Bourdain. When asked what he might serve Trump, he famously replied “hemlock.” In 2001 he wrote that anyone who visited Cambodia would want to beat Henry Kissinger to death with his bare hands, and last year he followed up by tweeting that he regretted many things he had said, but not that.

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

(sound of crickets)

I see real and knock-off racing seats on cars that will never race all the time.

Yes. Except for the bits that weren't. 

Starred. Dunn had a pretty amazing game.

thanks man, good advice. i will not further attempt to pay my rent.