hahaha. The guests just wander around during the vows...

“detox/overall good-common-sense program”

-I can’t with that fucking title. If you were going for creepy and skezzy, then mission accomplished.

I’d doubt anyone bigger than a B cup has ever worn a bandeau.

I enjoyed this Jia. I also just want to say that I am a feminist and if people started sending me a bunch of sex toys in the mail me and all my feminist friends would be stoked. That shit is expensive.

New reports have said that drone operators face enormous levels of stress, guilt, and trauma as a result of their jobs. People who witness their friends — and even their supposed enemies — killed or hurt in the line of battle can be and are still affected.

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

The Handmaid’s Tale is real.

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

Hell I’m tall and relatively slender, but I also have giant boobs and curvy hips and definitely do not benefit from that elusive “anything I wear looks elegant” condition that is, I think, I think that is the specific purview of the thin and and curveless. Height helps, but there are plenty of petite, pixie-ish girls…

I’m convinced that no one intelligent would go on the show.

Wtf was that? Just about choked on dinner.

Also Jamie Foxx’s reaction to Quentin Tarantino’s offensive use of the word “ghetto” was pretty priceless.

To my very untrained eye,” says comparative Photoshop expert and fellow Jezebel staffer Bobby Finger, “It looks like anyone trying to pull actual numbers from that is reeeeally stretching.” Jezebel deputy editor Jia Tolentino and Gawker Media staff artist Sam Woolley, an actual expert, also tried lightening the image…

Low end is the idea - a doable, but significant enough bar that the masses can benefit from.