Be Best:

“holding staff meetings on initiatives/long-term planning”

Please, he couldn’t throw a decent punch without falling over and needing a forklift to help him up.

Someone should have the police do a Being Best check on her to make sure she’s even still being.

Someone in NYC is already on it.

She’s dead and it’s taking a while to find, coerce and modify another woman to take her place.

I guess making the whole situation about himself isn’t a surprise, though

Most people didn’t like Fallout 4, but I honestly loved it - performance issues aside, it was immersive as all hell for me and one of the best gaming experiences in recent memory. But again, I’m in the minority on that.

We do our best to just treat them like we would any other publisher. Any time I’m going to run a report like this, I’ll always ask the relevant parties for comment. Sure, Bethesda hasn’t responded in nearly five years, but that doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop asking. Let the onus be on them.

9) Minutemen

It seems to me that as much as we need to assert that the world does not revolve around Donald Trump, this one actually kind of is about him. The only reason Rosanne had the platform and attention she did is because she’s a racist nut in this age when a racist nut has become president and convinced ALL of the racist…

+ 1 WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

There is only one person who can refer to himself in the 3rd person and that’s The Nature Boy Ric Flair.

If he did that, Trump would order an air strike on ABC’s headquarters. I’m only half joking.

If Bob Iger personally calls up Trump and says “Go fuck yourself you orange wanna be billionaire” and then plays a recording of the conversation for the public, I will pledge my soul to the Walt Disney Company and their quest for word domination. I will also get a pair of mouse ears tattooed on my penis as a symbol of…

Yeah...I’m not going to bother with the math, but approving then canceling the show at minimum cancel each other out for zero net praise.

Except..nobody else on that show is going over to Fox.

It’s like deliberately taking your dog to shit in the neighbor’s yard, being caught and then cleaning up the shit. You don’t get praise for cleaning up an avoidable shit pile.

So weird that Roseanne would be feeling such economic insecurity when her show was just picked up for a second season.