They spelled it “Nobell Piece Prize”, but The Don didn’t notice.

Luckily there’s nothing to connect nuclear weapons to the words “death” and “metal.”

That signature looks like a Death Metal logo which makes it the only thing I like about him. You could photoshop it into any festival poster and no one would tell.

Jesus Christ, buddy—keep your stupid Polygraph/Richter Scale/EKG signature within the 3 lines. I bet he also won’t keep it inside the bowl when he pees—especially since he probably won’t lift the seat up.

Oh, I see I’ve made an urination reference. If there were only a way to connect that to him...

The whole letter reads like an incel wrote it.

That narcissism... Kim has 2 chins but Trump has none when we’ve all seen how fat he is.

Has there ever been a leader who was more of just an abject embarrassment to his people?

Prove to me that this whole planned summit was not just a way of getting attention while he was not invited to the Royal Wedding.

It’s ok, Donald Jr. and Eric worked together all night to make their Dad a Nobel Peace Prize out of a paper plate and elbow macaroni and it really raised the President’s spirits.

“You talk about your nuclear capabilities,” the president warned, “but ours are so massive and powerful that ...”

“I felt a wonderful dialogue was building between you and me, and ultimately, it is the only dialogue that matters.”

Just remember commenters, when you are referring to the crazy, delusional despot be specific as to which one.

So to recap:

That one has been checked so many times there’s a hole in the page.

November, 2018. Hopefully.

2. Blaming the “Other.”

*looks at fascism checklist*

God, let’s not forget that Syria is on his hands, too, as is the continuing debt crisis in the Third World. Fucker.

It seems like W is doing some good stuff post-presidency.

His art in general is not bad. I was thinking more about the work that he continues to do in Africa.