also pretty good hoagies...

How did they know the bugs weren’t washing their hands?

Whenever I visit Florida, I always point out each and every “Pubix” store.

I heard “Yanny” at first, and then it switched to “Laurel,” and then I could make it switch back and forth if I concentrated, and now I mostly just hear “Laurel.” Weird.

This is the only right answer. My co-workers say Yanny so I’m going to work from home now rather than associate with likely serial killers.

It’s saying Laurel, how is this even a blog post

He’ll redeem himself when he’s starting at midfield for team USA.

That is the real takeaway here: what the heck did bacon ever do to anybody to deserve to be put in the same article as this goober? I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that, just as the most telling sign you’re not ready to have sex is that you can’t say “sex” without giggling or blushing, the most telling sign you…

“Someone spelled ‘Fox’ in bacon” - what an awful thing to do to bacon. I thought bacon made everything better, but no. Racism and Fox cannot be made better with bacon.

They used the word “integrity” to describe someone who covered up torture.

Lots of people who love capitalism also love slavery. They go hand in hand.
Like seriously, when and where has unregulated and unfettered corporate capitalism ever not tried to turn their work force into slaves, or tried to work them to death.

“Israel has the right to defend itself.”

It absolutely does, in my mind—but “defending itself” from a group of people it has systematically displaced, attacked, and mistreated should only ever involve a commensurate level of force, which sure as fuck isn’t what’s happening right now (nor is it what has happened during…

Mike Pence Is Reportedly Pissing Everyone Off

Just refer to any 2005 Toyota Pious for all you need to know about Bush and Cheney.

If the backlash against Trump isn’t strong enough to see Trump and a good number of his enablers tried and jailed, I fear for the future of this country.

If Fox News don’t talk about it. Then how will they ever know?

That picture up top makes it look like she should be asking me if I want my coffee topped off at a truck-stop diner.

The list of future graves to piss on is getting unwieldy.

Speak loudly and clearly into the phone and someone from Chinese Intelligence will be right with you.