I love this comment so much because, John Oliver.

Wait are those three *diferent* white women, or just one white woman moving very fast back and forth to appear as three?

Pretty sure Michael Jackson isn’t thinking off too much these days unless it’s something like “these maggots tickle.”

I don’t see a problem. It’s obvious that the whitening system works really, really well. Also there’s some kind of blondening system.

Heres hoping the GOP’s dental plan sucks.

Campaign donations, I hear, are one hell of an aphrodisiac.

Cuomo loves Jews so much that when a comitee of special investigators that were mandated to investigate corruption in NY found that a few Jews from Brooklyn — that were powerful donors of his — were caught defrauding the state, he immediately.... shut down the investigatory committee.

Cuomo’s mental state right now is like one of those grocery carts with the wobbly wheel. He should take some time off and chill out with his Jamaican friends

It worked on Trump’s peepee tape. In economics..... not so much

Oh it works exactly as they’d like it to. Trickle down indeed.

It’s a government of the rich, for the rich, by the rich.

It’s official. Gun nuts are the most butthurt snowflakes in the universe.

I’m not usually one to shame people for being physically unappealing, but when I saw that picture, all I could think was:

STOP suggesting that the GOP is either dead, in trouble, or otherwise failing. You want to know how we lose elections? Complacency. Want to know how the GOP somehow continues to exist? Money and lots of it. That and like it or not, around 45% of the country Still absolutely still supports them, still love trump, and…

Holy shit, dude is real close to being a fulltime corpse.

At least it wasn’t Cigar Aficionado.

And yet somehow the Democrats are supposed to be the party of the elites. lol, okay guys.

What? One side is outdoing the other in terms of private donations. Which means that if the Dems take back the house and Senate, maybe they can push back against citizens united and keep all money public, or at least force full disclosures of where money is coming from and for what purposes.

Thank you for your generous donation Sheldon, by my calculations that’ll pay off 13 forced abortion cover ups and 10 pornstar affairs.

Uh, is it just me or does she bare a disturbing strong resemblance to his step mother?