It would help if BEST was an acronym or something.

Oh, FFS ...

Old habits die hard for Melania

But if a tweet firing you falls in the forest, and you’ve already turned the forest into a strip mine, are you really even fired?

“No one, and I mean no one, will tell us how to vote,” Blankenship added, noting that “some have said” he is “Trumpier than Trump.” In fact, he himself is the one who has said it.

1. Does anyone else think it’s weird so much attention is given to this? I think, for me, it’s just an extension of: stop being surprised that people like Trump. Everyone’s like “omg but how can Melania possibly omg” and it’s like BECAUSE SHE DOES BECAUSE TRUMP GETS WHAT HE WANTS BECAUSE WE LIVE IN HELL. Also, people…

No mercy here. The man’s checkered past was hardly a secret, yet she still chose to hitch her wagon to his fetid carriage.

Sleeping in separate bedrooms is a great idea more couples (happy and unhappy) should try. No shade there.

“You have to look at the president’s three tweets,” Conway said

“There is no one more qualified to be the first woman to lead the CIA than 30+ year CIA veteran Gina Haspel,” Sanders tweeted.

Well of course it didn’t provide any useful information. The point of torture is to produce false confessions, scare the victim’s friends into obedience, and most importantly, to have fun.

You almost took someone’s life over FUCKING. MINTS. You pulled your gun on someone because you thought they had taken candy???

It’s really difficult to come up with analogies or metaphors or even satire at this point for such a blatant and obvious fact.

Ha! Real estate? The Trumps make their money in the laundry business.

A big infusion of cash from the Russians.

Let’s face facts here… The only thing Devin Nunes gave a shit about in that folder was whether his name was one of those redacted!

Only if you want to develop a non-functioning cerebral cortex.

You really expect a person with a functioning cerebral cortex to watch a 10:20 video of Devin fucking Nunes?

Reading and knowing facts are antithetical to the MAGA agenda. Just the word “documents” is too long for the GOP to read. I hope Cali will get together and vote this piece of shit out.

In the unlikely event that you’re too old, too white, or, just a nerdy shut-in, the meaning in the headline “going HAM” can be found here. (‘Hard as a motherfucker’ (that is, apparently this flight attendant was exhibiting a notably high Mohs scale; likely somewhere between Quartz and Topaz))