Since Trump, I suppose.

I, for one, am looking forward to the prospect of advancements in medicine and the like keeping me alive until I’m 120 years old so I can work until I’m 118 years old. I’d just really hate to have to spend my twilight years living for myself and being so unproductive. Ugh! That sounds so boring!

Taking bets on this guy making an appearance on Fox News to defend his stance within the week.

I know given Peterson’s age that he was most likely doing exactly what he was trained to do in that situation. I know that. But it just seems like highlighting his response to this tragedy is the perfect way to refute the bat shit insane suggestion that we start arming teachers.

On one hand, there was a guy shooting people inside the school and I totally understand not wanting to, you know, get shot. On the other hand, and I’m no expert on law enforcement over here, but I’m pretty sure stopping crime is, like, pretty much the entire job description for people in Peterson’s position. And…

Seems like it’s less about race or his general misogyny and more about him knowing she’s got heavy dirt on him and he doesn’t wanna get buried by it by drawing attention to the situation. Somewhere deep down in the center of the lump of dried up dog shit Trump calls his brain is the knowledge that maybe his rabid base…

Couldn’t agree more.

Well, not technically. It’s all veiled with code words and such. And I can tell the direction is coming from at least the district level because our head of AP seems to take no pleasure in passing along info on what to look for when it involves typical profiles.

Probably. It’s their best bet to get him to incriminate himself publicly.

Wouldn’t it be cool if somehow this becomes the thing that takes down Ivanka Trump? I mean, I know nothing will ever come of whatever this is, but I can just imagine the rage stroke old Donny Mush Mouth would have over the indictment of his favorite forbidden fruit and the thought of it makes me happy.

They put the flea medication over in pet supplies on locking pegs.

So... You’re saying that life in the U.S. isn’t comprised exclusively of bad news these days?

LOL WTF NBC

“Fun to shoot.”

Was she a hoof or a harlot?

With twin boys in second grade and a mother teaching middle school, both in Florida, this has me pretty shaken. But this should scare the shit out of everyone, regardless of whether or not a person could be directly affected.

Trump doesn’t even want Spanish speakers to live in this country. Why would anyone think he’d reinstate a Spanish language version of his own dot gov?

I like your style, dude.

Lol this is now my personal COTD. Thanks.

Yea. That dimming dome light really made the car.