I’d put money on your assumption being correct, because it most likely is, but with the tax bill flying through our government coupled with my status as a poor person, I think I should probably save it.

This is a good point. One that makes me less sad.

All I can hope for is that when the rest of world inevitably just accepts the “Trump was just paraphrasing” justification to make room for the next thing’s outrage, Mueller is hanging onto all these perfectly good receipts.

Same.

I knew Trump’s fat sphincter mouth would eventually incriminate him.

Man, I know I’ve been saying shit like “just wait until the boomers die” for years, but I don’t know how far behind rooting for sometimes cancer I can get.

That is a good goddamn idea, friend.

Good lord...

Well shit...

The only way to ever make trickle down even slightly work would be to tie a mandatory wage growth to inflation at the federal level. Of course, that will never happen. Not. Ever.

Excuse me, Kentucky, but could you, like, ya know, vote that fucking monster Mitch McConnell out of office? Please?

Checks out.

Best to not look dumb in comment sections, amirite?

Don’t know? Ask questions.

Geraldo Rivera looks like an old timey pirate with a trust fund.

“I’m not racist. I have a poc friend.”

I’d watch the show if it had a little counter in the lower right hand corner that tallied every one of his weird little incoherent mumbles. Or every time he comes down with a case of the self laffies. Or both!

Counterpoint: George Costanza is easily one of the most depraved sitcoms characters of the last 30 years. I don’t think knowing what he does is wrong has ever truly stopped him.

Worst.

I like where your head’s at, but I’d really prefer it if we at least continued to pretend that this country honors it’s separation of church and state.