Oooh. You’re so cool and edgy.

Pretty sure I did not say that.

And if it HAS to be a specific song, couldn’t it be “Just A Gigolo?”

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

We should all strive to find ourselves someone who looks at us the way the Michelin Man looks at Ogier

Safer yet, don’t drive at all. Don’t even leave your house. How far do you wanna take this? It’s all about how much risk your’re willing to accept.  

Because if you hit them they may die? You think that your insurance rates are as ‘low’ as they are because people have to wear helmets and seat belts?

“status as a blogger for Deadspin probably doesn’t warrant a response”

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

If things are where she finds happiness, she’s going to be Basic no matter what she drives.