Clearly you don’t live in Portland. I’m constantly getting stuck in line behind the person who is having a 45 minute conversation with the barista about yoga/Kierkegaard/instagram filters.

Oh man I don’t blame them for trying to make something neutral and non-offensive as possible. Their social media manager(s) are probably still trembling from last year. “Let’s just take it nice and easy this year, folks. I don’t want to find someone (George- I’m looking at you) crying in the bathroom again. (GEORGE)”

That cup reminds me of something out of Dante’s Inferno. I don’t like it.

Christ, that business. How long did that last? It was clearly initiated by someone who had no memory, if no actual experience, working in the food service trenches.

At least we don’t have to initiate a conversation with the barista about race

my boyfriend would tell you wonton soup.

Tomato soup with a side of grilled cheese sandwich

In French and English!

In sophisticated Toronto, we have little signs in our subway trains with a helpful illustration.

Aww, I love Amelia Bedelia.

She was never on the plane to begin with. She let the plane take off with a dummy pilot, assumed a fake identity, and lived out the rest of her life peacefully as a pottery painter in Des Moines.

It’s a shame CNN wasn’t a thing in the 30's. I hear they’re really good at finding missing planes.

They also found a piece of a plane windshield that matched the design of her aircraft and a shoe in her size and a brand she was known to wear.

I doubt Hillary’s server used a web interface. It was probably a Microsoft Exchange setup, which syncs all emails to the client.

I was under the impression she asked her IT people and they told her that a private server would be more secure, and she said “OK, do that.” It’s not like she’s a tech person herself - and didn’t the State Department get hacked a few times while she was using her private server? So they had a point?

There’s a lot you don’t seem to get.

That you refer to the amount of space that data would take up on your local computer as “memory” indicates you need a few remedial computer lessons here.

apparently everyone and their mother told him not to say anything. he WANTS to fuck with the election.

all of my old emails were downloaded to my mail app when i got my new computer. it happens in the background. they may not have been completely downloaded, but there were records of all of them.