This is funny because there’s also a popular sex position called “the 69" or “69ing.”

Heh Heh, you said...69...nice.

Excellent article. I tried it just this afternoon and there wasn’t the usual mess crumbs under my desk and in my lap. Thanks for the sound advice. Saved me all the embarrassment that comes with crumbs. The staring. The laughter behind my back.

My brother outed me to our sister and it’s still my go-to when I’m trying to guilt him into doing something for me.

They could book the band for their wedding.

You can’t expect them to think that hard about anything.

Even if she hyphenates she’ll still be the most Awesome-Hernandez around.

There is the other side that gets more annoying and patronizing—this idea that these writers knew better what life was like in Montgomery’s era and that somehow Montgomery got her own character wrong. Plus, even in Montgomery’s version childhood friends died of now preventable diseases, father figures dropped dead in…

Did you see his face when she said it? He was mentally saying “Fuck!”

.... And then, when she said he’d find a loophole to get out of his own Social Security contributions, she pushed the plunger.

I bet she’d be GREAT to have a beer with.

She didn’t get under his skin. She crawled in through his ear and set up demolition charges in his skull.

God I LOVED that line. She wanted to get under his skin and saying “he choked” was going to do that.

He was pretty twitchy though. He was bending the mic so much I thought it might break.

Don’t forget that first he tore up his debate notes in a dramatic fashion while scowling, then glowered at his family on stage while they remained afraid to get within a yard of him. And THEN he stomped out to his car and drove off into the night (my guess is he insisted on flying home immediately, since he is fussy…

Remember how many of us were like, “I hope Obama doesn’t get assassinated during his inaugeration.” Well, I wish I could say I am not thinking the same about Clinton. 

I’ve spoken about my Trumpette sister many times this election season. Today, she told me Trump ran away with the debate and she and her man cheered him on. And that HRC speaking is like nails on a blackboard. I don’t know what universe she lives in.

I want her to get to it. Heard a guy randomly threaten her in the street yesterday. “I’ll get Clinton. Got a .358 magnum.” This election was insane from the start, and has now gotten dangerous.

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

It is simple. I don’t see anything horrible in my feed because I don’t follow hateful accounts. I do get bombarded with spambots, which I report. But the whole Twitter experience always leaves me feeling dirty. I’ve used to to identify and research hate groups. I can’t unsee that. The sheer number of Nazi nationalist…