The gerrymandering and voter suppression are my least favorite parts.

Says you! *grabs erector set out of the closet *

You really can’t fix stupid.

I don’t think that Jez has called him “the flaming bag of poop left on America’s front door,” now that you mention it.

His entire campaign strategy can be summarized as “I know you are but what am I!?”

President Obama is frequently credited as playing chess where everyone else is playing checkers. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is playing “nuh uh, YOU are, nyahhhhh.”

Hillary walked in front of me at a rally one time and I was like

is it a left shark or a right shark?

OK but ffs, it’s not “attacking”. They’re baiting it with food to bring it close and it got stuck. It’s just sharking.

To be fair you guys really should adopt the metric system it makes WAY more sense.

Also a real quote from about 6:15.

The most serious issue of this election is not Donald Trump. It’s people who support Donald Trump.

I was thinking I might have to move abroad now regardless of the outcome of the election.

i mean, this entire year has been a dumpster fire, but who knew that there was a hydrogen bomb in that dumpster

Yes, or those of us who grew up in a very loud family AND have trouble hearing in loud spaces, so also cannot tell, sometimes, when we are being inappropriately loud. *The shame!!*

He’s totally something pumpkin flavoured. Because pumpkin has no business being in desserts and Trump has no business playing politician.

AJ Delgado on MSNBC is saying that any woman would have said something decades ago. I know I’ve never come forward about any of the crap that has happened to me. Does that make it so that they didn’t occur?

Hey, I remember you!

If you refuse to put your bag under your seat, you aren’t going to stay on the plane. There’s no need to be intentionally obtuse going through life. I’m a black male that travels a lot for work, and i’ve never been kicked off a plane. Follow the damn rules.

But your face will be happy, so it’s a win!