But for shures she’s the one who leaked her mom’s tax return.

One million quatloos to any mainstream media that writes a fact check on Donald’s statement that if you are a star, you can grab a woman by the pussy.

“As the grandfather of two precious girls, I find that no apology can excuse away Donald Trump’s reprehensible comments degrading women.”

The above clip... him adjusting his glasses and flipping the shirt trying to read the label..

One thing Letterman was damn good at was turning a fun interview into a dark and brutal stabbing if the mood took him.

I adore him! Sometimes if I need cheering up I’ll watch those Titus Andromedon quote videos on YouTube. “Until recently I couldn’t even HAVE a dead husband so hashtag respect my journey!”

This mom needs psychiatric care and I really hope she gets it. My MIL also has terrible food issues - for a few years she was eating so many baby carrots that she turned orange - but thankfully she didn’t put them on to her kids.

A friend of mine knows this woman who feeds her kids the most restrictive diet. One day she fed her kids sardines and cod liver oil for dinner. That’s it. She posts pictures on social media of the food she feeds them, and it’s stuff like 3 raspberries, 3 blueberries, 3 cherry tomatoes, and raw milk. All of her dumb…

It boggles my mind that people even thought of the possibility. Leaving everything else aside, the Ryan Lochte incident just happened. Kim Kardashian was raised by a defense attorney. She probably understands the consequences of lying to law enforcement better than most people. She doesn’t seem to have any police…

So they should have exploited an actual alcoholic? Think about it for a second...

That sound you heard was the sound of hundreds of auditors reading this piece, finding their career choice vindicated, trying to high five each other, missing badly, and then losing their balance, causing them to trip and fall into Lydia’s workstation and knocking over her Chewbacca bobblehead.

HIllary wore it better.

Calm down and lighten up- I’m voting for her, just making a light joke about the relative import of celebrity worship vs. the catastrophe of our age. Climate change has been largely ignored in this election, which leads me to believe that no one has much of a plan besides Stein, who is otherwise an idiot.

Yeah, I remember when ostentatious displays of wealth were considered kind of uncool.

Also, stay in school, kids, stay in school.

I mean, when George has Amal, and you’ve got John Slattery, what else is there that you can say?

Shes the Woody Guthrie of celebrity divorce ballads.

And now you know why your kids need to hear the word “no” and be allowed to fail every so often.

Lying to increase your perceived worth for more money is the new American dream.

Forbes changed her estimated net worth from $4.5 billion to “nothing.”