In LA we juice our squirrels

You can snort more things than just coke.

Soooo what you’re saying is as I’m fat I can get legal drugs. .. . Hmmmm as someone that has recently moved to the USA. . god bless America .. now excuse me I have a doctors appointment to make.

Tweetio ergo sum.

his 10-year-old son being good at computers.

I also find it peculiar that his way of relating to people is to talk about his financial stake in their city / State.

I really want to read the exact transcript of that little speech, since my recollection of it was basically, “You know 50 admirals and generals endorsed me, I’ll take admirals and generals over political hacks, you know, I mean, look at the mess we’re in, right? And with the cyber, the hack, the DNC hack, we don’t…

Taxes are for losers and the peasant folk, amirite?

Many people are saying he’s on the cocaine... Many terrific tremendous people... the best people! Is he on the cocaine? I don’t know, you tell me... But many people are saying he is.

First time I’ve ever been called ma’am. I kind of enjoyed it.

it’s the 2016 version of the here there be dragons warning on the edge of a map.

Trump will show up, so it’s expected.

Who doesn’t know what is about to happen in this debate? I mean, this is cool but only needed for people leaving their bunker for the first time since 1992.

Just a little pedantic snippet here, dewpoint has no effect on the cooling ability of a car since it doesn’t sweat.

I’m so glad Oliver is calling out the false-equivalency narrative that’s been plaguing this election.

This here, this is Inflategate.

If only the Patriots had done this, then John Harbaugh could have gone on a crusade about gamesmanship and gotten the rules changed in the off-season.

Exactly-like deadspin

“ the worst single-game grade Pro Football Focus has ever given out”

Being shitty all around is the worst. This team needs to sign a proven veteran who can consolidate all shit to a single hamper.