like a boss.

but has so far refused to acknowledge the possibility that racism played a part in what occurred.

And when she has nieces and nephews, she can be “Anti-Hero

I read that whole interview, and while it’s absolutely fantastic that he’s apparently broken away from Scientology (and I wonder if that has anything to do with his family moving to a new area), he really wanted to just throw that Scientology tidbit in there at any basically any random moment!
The interviewer…

YES!!!!!

5 years from now don’t forget to say “She didn’t kill anyone. Period. Lying Hillary was the one who started that, and I finished it. Me, I finished it. Don’t forget to make your reservations to my new hotel, it’s a great hotel, the best hotel ever.”

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Is Kim joking with that “picture of us” line, or is that really her idea of taking a picture with a friend? Either way, I LOL’d.

Low to middling!

Jeez, is the tournament being held in France?

Allows them to levitate. The game would be way too rigged in their favor.

They are conspiring with pears.

He lives in a storage soace, not a crawl space.

This sounds like a call for an open season. Fuck

You’re a BAAM*.

She seems nice.

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

WHAT DID I JUST READ?! Did the fact that the bride KILLED A CHILD make it into a story about her wedding as an aside?!