Awesome idea, especially for hangovers. With bottled water, even the expensive stuff because we’ll by anything that sounds like a good idea.

The plot thickens...

Brilliant. Ogre-sized smiles.

#notallmillionaires #notallbillionaires

Won’t someone think of the 1%?!??!

I agree! So good, so entertaining.

A high pitched, bunny-in-a-bear trap sound...

I’d like a word blender full of these to mix and match. It’d occupy me for hours.

And the traditional metal rod raising ceremonies. Can’t forget those.

Cookie...good idea!

There has to be a Rush song in there somewhere. I’m tired, just imagine one.

I’m taking notes, I know my limits. I think I would have caught that one though, I hope...

What if...Flying Squid and Hoyo Afrika are the same person just arguing with themself all day, up and down the Gawker?

It all makes sense now. And what if they were hired by...no, I won’t say it. Has to be some weird reason they are allowed to wreck comment sections, right?

I stand corrected.

Such an odd time to listen to age of aquarius...

If we could just get people to say “My will towards gun control” instead of thoughts and prayers. Or maybe “Let guns be controlled...” Something like that.

That’s exactly it, he can’t not say it for a large variety of political reasons.

The best!

Maybe he’s a never-nude and that’s as far as he goes...

Wow, I probably sound Russian to him. Good to know. I’m from Sid’s region, too.

To this moron, I have but one reply: