This just in, the Surgeon General has determined that saliva causes cancer but only when consumed in small amounts, over a long period of time...

I almost snorted my drink. You got me.

Thank you!

On TV, remember, you can prick your finger, but you can’t...

Remember when the comments here weren’t 100% trolls trolling each other? I have to stop reading this crap. Doesn’t anyone get banned/deleted or whatever anymore? Racist bs is ok now?

—— Ogre and out. Fuck this place.

How do white people TYPE, even.

Someone needs to make a video of a clownfish alone in an aquarium having flashbacks of past conquests set to the jaws theme. Call it “There is no Bigger Boat in Here” or something like that.

So did I, but pedants got to pedant.

Diet Root beer. Wildman, that’s me.

In my experience the women’s is far worse. I think it’s the hoverers. I’ve had clean up in a department store, two bars, and on a boardwalk. Always the same, on average.

Tell is how you really feel! But seriously, that sums it up nicely.

I’d definitely watch that! Maybe with the occasional guest. Short prerecorded bits of silliness. But mostly just the two of them having lunch.

Maybe nothing modernist was suitable and available. Seems like a beautiful place.

It seems perfect to me. Large, beautiful, secure. Two term president, a very good one, deserves a nice house.

That bit was hilarious! They both committed to it wonderfully!

Leslie is the best. I’d LOVE to see a show with her and Kate. A sketch show, preferably. Sitcoms seem to ruin good comics these days.

Something about women and Jello...

I know! People are saying it’s steam or this or that but I don’t know. I have much experience with fish. At least one seems alive. Did he go to a Klingon Café?

You’re right, it does now...wow.

Went to my Aunt’s for Thanksgiving once. She served chicken that was very fresh (as in, that morning it clucked fresh...) but it was way undercooked. Nobody said anything. The desserts were amazing, however.