Go Sam Bee! Go! (I can hardly wait!)

Very well gifed. Made me smile.

When my grandmother was growing up, only poor people ate lobster. There were a lot of them. She never would eat them.

Welcome back! :)

She is queen. All I had was “Like, seriously?”

I use a beard oil called “Tame the Beast” and it really helps. Smells great. Mint and eucalyptus oils.

You answered that so well, all I could muster was “Like, seriously?”
I get extra-succinct when it’s late.

Like, seriously?

And how many Clinton supporters fucked up and were disqualified?

Louder does not make it right. Personally, I can hit 130db with a controlled outburst, but I know I’m still full of shit.

That’s perfect. Just wanted to let you know.

I like that as a plan...

How many more sleeps?

Thank you!

And what of men who say things like sun’s out guns out? These and many other questions next week on “Dafuq Did I Just Read?"

Leaves me pondering weapons of choice for the few, the powerful, the Grizzlies...

Well spotted!

Absolutely, there’s no excuse for how they did that. Can you imagine interrupting a play because a church lady didn’t like one of the costumes? The show must go ON.

But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

Sounds very cool. Literally and figuratively. And yes, bald sure is cold, but I compensate with hats when I can. Wasn’t going to go comb over or whatever you call what Hulk Hogan does...When I had my longest hair it was so hard to deal with. But gf at the time loved it so...we broke up, immediately I had it cut short.