It Just Keeps on Earthing! Soundtrack by The Residents.

I just don’t have it in me to be asking for ungreying. I am ungrey in the main of Jezebel, and don’t really understand why and who gets out. I’m seriously wary by nature of popularity contests. I’m just a guy who likes to comment and cut to the heart of the matter with, usually, dry humor. If that doesn’t work I’m all…

I am a little in awe of this. We had a lot of cats when I was growing up. I have vivid memories of feeding 7 cats at one time...the trick was to put dishes for the males down at one end of the kitchen then quickly feed the females at the other end. It was all in the timing, or the males would just eat everything.…

I don’t worry about being grey too much. My good comments get ungreyed and my bad ones don’t get seen as much.

Can something that was never really alive have a death spiral?

Nowadays they can shop AND be in the kitchen at the same time thanks to the wonders of technology!

Were they also in Romney’s binders?

Hah you caught me this time, good thing I’m alone, I laughed so hard.

His foot, thigh, right up to the knee...awe inspiring!

It has to be. Fan fiction feel to it. Eww, actually.

Works on my side, too. No more fitting myself into someone else’s mould. I do enough of that at work, for crying out loud.

I’m sure it counts!

Tim does make it look so easy. I’m at what I hope is the end of a long period of lack of creative output. It’s that little voice that tells me what I write is crap that has to be ignored. Just do it anyway.

Love Zappa. Damn. I’ve written songs with similar themes but he did it so much better. Back to the sounding board...

ETA: Drinking diet orange like a champ. Missing beer.

But before we get to the science, let’s say what we’re all thinking—that rodent looks like a penis with feet.

Eating with other people: Table set, proper cutlery, nice full meal, I like to cook. By myself? Paper towel or bowl, or even just standing at the counter and eating from the pan.

They should be made from nice, fast growing, renewable hemp. But that’s a whole other subject.

That’s the most perfect Canadian correction ever.

Accurate, but he does seem to be headed for some sort of huge fall of Greekly tragic proportion. Some sort of accelerated push up a hill from which there is only one way down.

The Kardashian surveys the herd and scopes out the vulnerable. When the time is right, she pounces, another broken man taken in the name of better terrible television and attention grabbing antics! Breathtaking!