That’d be fantastic!

He must have one of these...

That would be very useful. And a sarcasm font. And a drunk AND sarcastic font.

I wonder if I can book that day off. Personal day. Seems legit to me.

I’m impressed because I can’t type at all coherently before my first cup.

She’s fallen, and she can’t get up...

Junior Woodchucks world over take umbrage at your comment. They would have gone with Mayor McCheese as head of a great cheddar empire meeting up with Big Mac, justice seeker, looking to unite in the perfect snack...the cheeseburger.

Yeaaaah I have an actual beard. That’s...disturbing. LOL. Probably how my beard started out *mumble-mumble* years ago. *shudders*

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great! If a sperm is wasted, God is quite irate!

Well I’m the only fedora and bearded guy I know to be honest, and I was thinking much more “Blues Brothers” and totally clueless on “MRAs”. I’m open to getting a new hat if I see one that I like, but the beard has been part of me all my adult life in one form or another. And there’s no longer hair on top, so I do need…

I spotted the awful hat also. But as I stated before, the baby needs help no matter who the sperm donor was. And the donations are voluntary, so what’s the problem? Picking on a young mother instead of just not giving money. Sheesh.

About your truther: WTF? I had someone go at me for an extended rant about MRAS (I…

I have S’mores Oreos, which are quite surprisingly tasty. I know, right? I can share. BYOM tho. I’m out of milk.

Possible, but there are two parents...maybe extended family...I don’t see a way that NOT having money makes anything better.

Ain’t it grand?

I sure hope not!

I gave a little. Because babies. Father does seem like a total dipshit, but that’s isn’t the child’s fault. (Just added dipshit to my dictionary, as it’s bound to be useful again...)

Wow I hadn’t thought of that. Good point!

Yeah, eh? Canada! Excuse me whilst I go walk my lobster.

Mine would wake me up to say here comes the rain again, like there was something I could do about it...