Been trying to tell my fellow Canadians this for the last couple of years, and they don’t seem to be getting it. We have Harper for life if we don’t unite the left somehow.

He usually helps! :)

Almost every damn time, yes. “On a dark desert highway/put a gun to my head/instead of singing this song/I would rather be dead *BLAM*”

Don Henley Must Die still cracks me up the most. Probably because I used to sing and was really tired of Eagles requests.

But then again... (and yes, that’s Winona Ryder in the video)

I agree, I mean what more could you want...?

Definitely my favorite Kotaku article ever. Huzzah!

I’ve never made it through the book. It’s the desert. I never make it through the desert, man..

It’s definitely worth it, unapologetically funny. I know people not that different from them.

Brought to you by the MaxiDress Manufactrers Association. Why go Mini, when you can go Maxi!

I’m a maxi, which I guess if I want to wear a dress someday...I’ll go maxi.

Ah yes. I don’t remember actors as well as songs.

I admit I had to look Tom Hardy up for a refresher, but yeah, perfect choice. :)

I was exactly the same when I first saw it!

On behalf of my friends in Atlanta, Bowling Green, and San Antonio...

Misanthropy?

So well executed. Awesome.