It’s a very good movie, but still...I’ve seen people stealing $5 DVDs at my store. Crazy.

Not to mention blues and lots of folk traditions.

That looks like an amazingly good time.

Well maybe a few tomatoes, to keep the peace. But it’s all about the lime and garlic for me.

None near me, but I might be picking up the makings tomorrow.

Tomatoes have no place in guacamole. Well, not mine anyway. Please. Garlic, lime (lots of lime juice), sea salt, a few chili flakes and voila. Great, now I want guac.

Like MLB...batter steps out, checks for a sign, adjusts his gloves, squints, adjusts his jock, cleans his cleats...squares up. Before every pitch. Pitcher is meanwhile just as slow. I realize I’m generalizing but the overall pace of the game is dramatically slower than when I was a child of the 70s, hooked on the…

I always come to Deadspin after major sorting events and the crap in major media and I’m never disappointed. I feel exactly the same. And this will do nothing to revitalize the fine art of boxing. MMA promoters are cheering. I’m not.

If I’d chosen a non-gender specific handle it would happen to me (it has elsewhere in the past). I deliberately went with “Mr. Ogre” to avoid confusion. On occasion someone takes exception to this for some odd reason, but I’m just honest and open. Bearded, bald, middle-aged male feminist. I even wear a fedora on…

25 years later they ran the story again as a part of a “25 Yeaars Ago this Happened” spread. No picture, however. I figure someone at the paper must have known me or my parents, but it was kind of cool to read it.

Wow, like I’d sleep on a park bench, and like assault on my beard is a joke. ;)

Good point actually...wash your hands...well, everybody.

I use a dab of shampoo on my beard when I shower and when i wash up. It’s not rocket science, people. Currently I have a long Goatee, but I’ve had all different kinds of beards for many years with a general trend to exposing more face as I get older. I’m sure Freud would have something to say about that.

I was a New Year’s Baby, and my mother still has the picture of my in her arms taken for the local paper at some incredibly early hour. She managed a smile.

She wasn’t deaf at birth, she had complications from measles while in foster care.

That’s as bad as working in retail. Great use of healthcare resources.

Oh for sure, Chard is much better. Nothing beats baby spinach, for me. I mean there are so many tasty greens, why kale? My sister is convinced it’s a marketing/profit driven ploy by industry because kale has a longer shelf life than most other greens. She may be right.

Wow. So doesn’t matter how old the meat was, that’s just really bad food handling. I’m amazed nobody has been sick long before now if that’s how they do things.