I wish they sold it up here, they just did it as a promo.

The worst part is I just read about it, and am now reading comments about it. Well, for me it is. I can’t seem to stop.

Well done!

They do in some of the smaller regional brands, but not the big ones. They did have a run of real sugar Pepsi as a novelty.

One day last week I had a real Canada Dry. It was glorious. Always annoys me that the sugar-free version of it is actually too sweet.

Diabetes. Grr. Etc.

But not in Canada, damnit. I guess I’ll just have to keep feeding my imaginary brain tumor a while longer. Curse you, pepsico canada.

I know! Makes me wonder. I’m not sure what I’m wondering, but man...I do wonder.

It’s worse. Much worse. Gah. The world sucks.

I don’t get it either.

He stole her chicken’s heart, and the rest of her followed...

Hilarious!

Done. Over. No more internet for today.

It just seemed to fit.

Good decision. Perry had nothing to do with the person in the suit having an off performance, and therefore nothing to do with the phenomenon of Left Shark. Swim freely, at your own pace, Left Shark.

I think I might be repeating an urban legend that I can’t quite remember, but I think recording their noises and then going to them and playing them back while asking them to be a little quieter might work. Unless they are just assholes/are into being heard. In which case...fuck them. I mean, figuratively.

Hilarious! Best laugh I’ve had all day.

I read it in Howard’s mother’s voice from Big Bang Theory.

*sniffles* Damn it, Mark!

Just kidding. Great and touching and funny. All at once.

With a rubber hose...

Province, I’m in Canada. And I think it’s a $1.39 menu here. “Value Picks”. Same stuff that was 99 cents in the US.

Maybe bottom isn’t the right word for it. More like a point of no return, perhaps. The mind does things to accept the unacceptable. Not that this excuses anything, I’m just interested in the mechanism, so to speak.