I completely lost it at “Can we speed things up, I have a wedding to get to...”

I agree, it’s unfathomable to me that at least one editor didn’t get canned/reprimanded/slapped/SOMETHING, and that the writer is still employed.

Truth.

MISOGYNY!

Hear, hear!

Admirably done, I feel. It’s such a shitshow, to borrow the phrase.

I’d go with the arsehole theory, just because I love the word.

I don’t have kids, but am a protective type. I’d definitely be blocking for my kids like an NFL linebacker.

Much applause! :)

Wow...fascinating!

Huh?

A few years ago my mother and I were both not feeling well, so we ordered pizza on Easter Sunday. We’ve done it every year since. Traditional Easter pizza.

Sure, for one thing. Oh internet, you were once so geeky and innocent...

But the whole act was PR in it’s inception. Of course it will be PR in it’s possible demise.

It really is. I thought so when I was a child, but then I ate one. No longer cared!

They were named in the late 19th century by their creator. Sometimes a bad name sticks. What they are are very cinnamony candy with a dark chocolate filling. Very, very tasty!

Definitely something wrong with that!

One of my favorites!

My bad, they are currently at $843,000. Not quite millionaires...yet.