Now that we all know Brad Pitt has been dating Nicole Poturalski, a hot German model some 20 years his senior,

And now for some reason she changed "27" to "20," and never changed "senior" to "junior." Lol!

I’d rather have snacks with these kids than Trump’s lizard offspring...

A moment of silent respect for Paul Newman at any age, but especially in his later years.....

So, normally the “older male celebrity dates much younger woman” thing grosses me out... but Pitt and his new GF are in their mid-50s and mid-30s, respectively, and that seems appropriate - at least he’s not dating a 20-year-old, like he most certainly could just by virtue of being Brad Pitt. (I don’t think he’s aging…

Can I just say I love that people who doubt his height and weight have called themselves... #Girthers?

I would say the majority of people DO NOT RAPE THEIR SON’S FRIENDS because they are dissatisfied with their marital bed. Do not make light of this situation. This former student is describing rape.

Uh, no. I don’t think that’s what is happening here. This story paints Becki as a sexual predator, sexually assaulting and harassing young men. Not as a nympho. Assuming the story is true (I think it is, there are receipts), I’m guessing there will be more young men coming forward. If Jerry was aware of this, and did…

Ahh, their wedding night.

Not even ‘essentially’ but in actual fact. The source article details his bouts of depression, guilt, and extreme fear over the experience; he came to see these encounters as abuse of power.

Unless I’m reading this wrong, he never gave her consent for oral sex. Essentially, he is saying this woman is a sexual predator who orally raped him.

Also, if Trump is six foot three Barron is like six eight.

If he’s 6' 3" then President Obama is 6' 5" or 6' 6". Every pic of those two together at the inauguration shows Obama definitely taller than him. ‘Ol Trumpenfurher is 6' tall at best.

And the Biden team absolutely knows that and will be highlighting it at the beginning of a video that is set to air tonight during the RNC (the whole thing is great and worth a watch).

That looks like a VC Andrews book cover. The only thing that's missing is the cut out. 

“6’3””

Jesus, that’s like something out of a horror film where evil wins in the end. 

By the by, the whole drug test nonsense is rich coming from President Sudafed Adderall. My theory is the only reason Kudlow works in the WH is he’s Trump’s connection and he’ll take the fall if he gets busted. 

Ah, Jared. Never change. Remain a stiff alien in a poorly-fitting human suit, straining to act even vaguely in the way a natural human would, emitting those shaky, rubbery smiles that tell us how much you wish you were a real boy...all the while trying to ignore the presence of the actual reptile beside you whom you…

I get the gist but this absolutely needs to happen...at least on the Harris/Pence level. She gonna eat that motherfuckers breakfast, lunch, and dinner.