100% agree, “organic” is a bullshit marketing scam and you hit every single reason why it is a farce. I award you a galaxy of stars.

And it’s been so long, she’s forgotten what’s supposed to happen to the widows of dead Khals—they get shipped off to Vaes Dothrak to live in the temple with all the other widows, forever. It’s not a happy fun time.

My mom is super religious and we arent. She called to make sure we were celebrating Easter, and when I told her that we “know what Easter is all about” she ripped me a new one and told me that Jesus is going to strike me with lightning.

She calmed down when I informed her that I was talking about buying discount Easter…

Me too. I should just marry my Walgreen cosmetics counter lady already - I practically live there, I giver her all my money, she always saves me a goody bag on Sample Saturday, she saves the last of my fave things for me behind the counter, and she always has coupons for what I’m buying.

Diminish? Hell, now I love GoT even more.

Me too. We had an entire drill/dance team half-time show set to Prince songs. “Purple Rain”, modern dance and 6' weighted flag poles 4 life.

I am allergic to aloe vera. I get huge nasty full-body hives and go into anaphylactic shock. Still, people give me “the look” when I list it as an allergy, because aloe is nachural and I must be making it up for attention.

The first time I read about this thing, it was in a tabloid next to a picture of Hayden Panettiere’s bikini crotch and the ad was claiming victory over her camel toe. Those images are forever melded in my memory.

Wasn’t she amazing in “Jennifer’s Body”? I want more of that Megan Fox. We need someone to remake The Craft and give her the role of Nancy. She’d kill it.

Yeah, well, it would help if she didn’t talk shit about Michael Bay and straight up compare him to Hitler in a press interview. He fired her from the robot movies because she says and does crazy, unpredictable things. I don’t feel terribly sad for her, she dug her own career grave.

This. He had a front row seat to an epic trainwreck of downfall. I feel like he knows what he’s talking about. He is 100% correct.

Taking time to be a good mother? Hope you aren’t suggesting that Amy Poehler is a bad mother because she maintains an amazingly successful career.

I didn’t figure out Left Right until 7th grade. I always felt sorry for Left so I used both hands to write and I put the left shoe on first.

I have color/pain and color/taste synesthesia. So fun describing pain to medical folks! Appendicitis feels white and fluffy. The worst migraine I’ve ever had was a black line going through my head with waves of gold and yellow spreading over my face and shoulders. And biting my tongue feels green.

Right!? I asked this last week! Where is Rickon? Where are the living direwolves?

Where is Rickon? Shaggy Dog? Nymeria? Still out there in the forest in the north?

This entire election is a shitshow, all the comment sections about it are burning garbage heaps, and Sanders supporters appear to be much easier to lure into arguments than Clinton supporters (but not as easy to lure as Trump supporters).

Same here. I was 13... painted my nails blue while I watched the Bronco chase and my dad told the story of OJ.

This was the highlight of my day. Thank you. <3

“Giving a Versailles space to a group of very wealthy people isn’t part of the French spirit.”