Yeah. I read that headline this morning at work, then I packed up and went home to telework. Because there is no way I can adult with this much rage on my face.

And then he will marry her. Because that is the punishment.

Yeah, how dare a woman demand what she is entitled to? Bitches be actin out, yo.

Take your Bernie-bro butthurt and hit the road.

It can be hard to tell, there are *that many* stupid people who don’t understand the First Amendment (I’m looking at you, facebook wackos).

If you experience your fan boner more than four hours after Game of Thrones has ended, contact your physician. You may have a condition known as Podrickism.

I thought it might be Doug Stanhope. Which would have been hilarious.

Sent!

I am so down. I start writing about this and then feel ashamed and isolated. So I stop. How do I contact you?

Among my worst memories: Forced to wear a men’s athletic shirt over my bathing suit because of my prepubescent tiny boobs and warned in front of the entire camp about “tempting boys with my body.” Forced to run laps in the sun in 105 degree summer heat, then passing out on the bathroom floor and shitting myself with…

Sick sick sick. I am so sorry you had to go through that. *hugs*

Right? I could fill a book with the things they did to us at Jesus Camp. I feel like we should have an entire open post about it to combat this hideous article.

Evangelicals made me sit in a corner and go without dinner because my family didn’t pray before meals. They used me as an example for their children. Then they ate dinner and talked loudly about how people who don’t pray before meals are going to hell. And this was when I was a dinner guest at their houses. I was 10.…

This. This so much. All the stars for you.

Laura was the pastor’s kid. That alone makes me want to barf. She has zero concept of how real people are really treated by churchies.

The fact that a pastor’s kid wrote this piece and has the nerve to tell us how the church is full of warm fuzzies makes me spitting mad. What a sheltered, privileged existence. Of course the church was great for her... Evangelicals practically worship pastors and their families.

Evangelical church survivor here. I hated it. I was forced to do it because my mom wanted to feel a sense of belonging. It fucked up my childhood and my identity so badly that I will never forgiver her for that.

Yes! I loved those packages. They came in handy - I was a young girl sharing a bathroom with six other people. We were taught to roll used pads in old newspaper. Might as well just get a megaphone and shout to the world “Hi everyone, I’m changing my pad now!”

I have been using Mirena for 7 years and I love it.

Seriously. I work for the government, and our contractors are always complaining about our lack of catering and big screen TVs. No joke.