“Aren’t we all running from the chainsaws of our past?” BWAHAHAHA!

Purely for your entertainment: I once found the perfect beanie on the ground at the park. Someone at the soccer field left it there, and no one came for it, so two days later I took it home. It was heaven - slouchy but not baggy, reinforced sun brim, brown and purple cable knit with flecks of orange, and 100% free. I…

My ex cheated on me with an Internet girlfriend. This was after he talked me into aborting our planned pregnancy because he changed his mind. I ghosted that motherfucker and gave his shit to goodwill. No regrets.

Yaaaassss!! I loved it! Esp. the girl with blood all over her hands crying with rapturous glee.

It’s like a film industry LSAT question. ILY.

I am a college instructor in Oregon. I am so upset right now that I can’t be eloquent. Just numbness and shock. And sadness.

I posted a similar thought on another comment. So glad I’m not alone over here feeling like a “bad feminist”. <3

This so much. <3

Thank you x infinity. I know I’m going to sound so un-feminist right now to *those* readers who don’t understand that you can be a feminist AND be critical of the women’s movement... but one of my core criticisms of the feminist movement is the ever-increasing pedantry. It confuses, isolates, and alienates people who…

It is so sad that you think you are relevant. You aren’t. Poor baby.

Yeah, we know you’re here. You can leave now, little whiny frat bitch.

I have writing work emails today and whispering “Love, Chad Radwell” when I end them.

“Quixotic Farming”... srsly?

Made my morning. All the stars for you!

Some of them joined Adi Da in Oregon and Northern California.

You are a delight. <3

I know exactly what to do with him - give him more scenes where he stands around shirtless and looks distraught. I’ll just be waiting for my Emmy over here. You’re welcome, Days writers.

Lucas. <3

When I order full size goodies from Nordys, Clinique, etc. I always pick the mascara sample. Sephora has some good travel-sized options, like the Benefit mini I am using lately. I also get them in my subscription boxes (Wantable and Glossybox).