“Aren’t we all running from the chainsaws of our past?” BWAHAHAHA!

Purely for your entertainment: I once found the perfect beanie on the ground at the park. Someone at the soccer field left it there, and no one came for it, so two days later I took it home. It was heaven - slouchy but not baggy, reinforced sun brim, brown and purple cable knit with flecks of orange, and 100% free. I…

My ex cheated on me with an Internet girlfriend. This was after he talked me into aborting our planned pregnancy because he changed his mind. I ghosted that motherfucker and gave his shit to goodwill. No regrets.

Yaaaassss!! I loved it! Esp. the girl with blood all over her hands crying with rapturous glee.

It’s like a film industry LSAT question. ILY.

I am a college instructor in Oregon. I am so upset right now that I can’t be eloquent. Just numbness and shock. And sadness.

I posted a similar thought on another comment. So glad I’m not alone over here feeling like a “bad feminist”. <3

This so much. <3

Thank you x infinity. I know I’m going to sound so un-feminist right now to *those* readers who don’t understand that you can be a feminist AND be critical of the women’s movement... but one of my core criticisms of the feminist movement is the ever-increasing pedantry. It confuses, isolates, and alienates people who…

“Quixotic Farming”... srsly?

Made my morning. All the stars for you!

You are a delight. <3

I know exactly what to do with him - give him more scenes where he stands around shirtless and looks distraught. I’ll just be waiting for my Emmy over here. You’re welcome, Days writers.

Lucas. <3

When I order full size goodies from Nordys, Clinique, etc. I always pick the mascara sample. Sephora has some good travel-sized options, like the Benefit mini I am using lately. I also get them in my subscription boxes (Wantable and Glossybox).

Me too! I go through phases where I want to be a nun. It has been this way my whole life. I’m not into the Jesus part, I left the church when I was a teen. I just like the social justice, the sisterhood, and wearing awesome sweaters. The nuns I grew up with wore lovely home knit sweaters, and sat in the rose garden on…

NO! My eyes... burning.... cannot unsee...

Love it! I must find one, but with the stick figure sipping a martini under a palm tree. And three dogs.

Yup, I thrown mine out every 60 days. I only buy tiny tubes or use samples, because I know I won’t use it up.