That is take-the-cake creepy doctor behavior.

As a former forensic anthropology student who has slaved away over crock pots of macerating human soup, and sifted through trash bags of rotting clothing covered in rotting human, I can confirm that this is the case. It is a smell you never forget.

I have IBS and gastroperesis, I am on a similar diet and I feel your pain. ((hugs))

Yes! And then they try to sell you more expensive tampons that are in “designer” or “artisinal neon print” wrappers or some shit. I don’t care if a tampon is wrapped in cashmere and tied with a silk bow - it’s still just a piece of cotton that is going to become a vampire’s tea bag.

I am in year six of Mirena. Very light spotting only a couple times, not even a real period. I love it.

*sigh*

I’ll play, too! I would have died at birth - 4x tight nuchal cord, born nonresponsive, saved by neonatal resuscitation and intubation.

EEEeeeewwwnooo need brain bleach! Stat!

I used to hate football, but Mr. CakePie looooves it and now I find myself getting excited about it - not because I love football, but because I love watching their spandex butts and the unintentional weener cams (when the camera is on the coach and some beefcake’s groin in the shot, sans cup) . Waitin’ all day for…

1. Fall 2. Spring 3. Winter 4. Summer. Fixed it for you.

Here here! I got my Autumn boots out on Tuesday 9/1 and started wearing them because FUCK SUMMER I’m done with it already.

And now she will be the meanest, most hate-filled person in jail for contempt of court. Yeehaw!

It should be ShelBert! #teamshelbert

It is used in a Creedence Clearwater Revival song. Best word used in a song evar!

It is set at 73 because I said so. The moonshine stars can back me up. But my warrior husband tames me by setting it at 75 when I’m not looking. #wildgoddess #whoatherehorsey #livingthedream

Oh but not those immigrant babies. Nope, those babies can just GTFO. Trump 2016, this message approved by the White Murican Babies To Elect Trump Committee.

Now that I am in my mid-30s I am too old for long flights in coach, hostels, and backpacking in foreign countries. Been there, done all of that. Turns out that I enjoy traveling much more when when I fly in comfort, have a clean bed and bathroom to myself, and use grown-up luggage.

Starred because I agree, people are fucked. I hope your sweet pup is healing emotionally and physically, she is lucky to have a loving dog-mom like you.

Ah, the splendor of traditional First Nations quilt teepees, crochet blankets and warbonnets made from feathers of Big Bird’s blue ancestors. Much ancient ways. So pile of books. Very jeans and polkadot mug. Wow.

I love him! <3