Me too! I go through phases where I want to be a nun. It has been this way my whole life. I’m not into the Jesus part, I left the church when I was a teen. I just like the social justice, the sisterhood, and wearing awesome sweaters. The nuns I grew up with wore lovely home knit sweaters, and sat in the rose garden on…

NO! My eyes... burning.... cannot unsee...

Love it! I must find one, but with the stick figure sipping a martini under a palm tree. And three dogs.

Yup, I thrown mine out every 60 days. I only buy tiny tubes or use samples, because I know I won’t use it up.

That is take-the-cake creepy doctor behavior.

As a former forensic anthropology student who has slaved away over crock pots of macerating human soup, and sifted through trash bags of rotting clothing covered in rotting human, I can confirm that this is the case. It is a smell you never forget.

I have IBS and gastroperesis, I am on a similar diet and I feel your pain. ((hugs))

I love you for this. <3

Yes! And then they try to sell you more expensive tampons that are in “designer” or “artisinal neon print” wrappers or some shit. I don’t care if a tampon is wrapped in cashmere and tied with a silk bow - it’s still just a piece of cotton that is going to become a vampire’s tea bag.

I am in year six of Mirena. Very light spotting only a couple times, not even a real period. I love it.

*sigh*

I’ll play, too! I would have died at birth - 4x tight nuchal cord, born nonresponsive, saved by neonatal resuscitation and intubation.

EEEeeeewwwnooo need brain bleach! Stat!

I used to hate football, but Mr. CakePie looooves it and now I find myself getting excited about it - not because I love football, but because I love watching their spandex butts and the unintentional weener cams (when the camera is on the coach and some beefcake’s groin in the shot, sans cup) . Waitin’ all day for…

1. Fall 2. Spring 3. Winter 4. Summer. Fixed it for you.

Here here! I got my Autumn boots out on Tuesday 9/1 and started wearing them because FUCK SUMMER I’m done with it already.

And now she will be the meanest, most hate-filled person in jail for contempt of court. Yeehaw!

It should be ShelBert! #teamshelbert

It is used in a Creedence Clearwater Revival song. Best word used in a song evar!

It is set at 73 because I said so. The moonshine stars can back me up. But my warrior husband tames me by setting it at 75 when I’m not looking. #wildgoddess #whoatherehorsey #livingthedream